Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the Hit Parade
Guys like us we had it made
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
Didn’t need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee our ol’ LaSalle ran great
Those were the days
I’d bet if your over 50 years old, you just sang that.
Ok so the piece of string may not be the second greatest cat toy ever. This one didn’t really work out so well. Well it did for a few days but then my cat tore it to shreds and ate it. He was so cute playing with it and tossing it around then pouncing on it but that only lasted about three days. Then I noticed that the string was about half the size it was before. Finally I found about an inch of it left and threw it away. He did not get another one.So, it may have been a good idea at the time but I must admit it is not the second greatest cat toy ever.
This was originally posted on March 26th 2007. I thought it need to be brought out once again.
my bar tab is…..
This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and added up your total fine. Title your post or comment, “My Bar Tab is$……..” You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
Had sex with someone on Facebook — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on a significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
Gave oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with, at work –$25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25
Tally it up and tell me what your Bar Tab Is…
Well I did it. I made the jump to an e-cigarette. I am smoking about half of what I was a week ago. I can see this working towards quitting completely but first, let’s start at the beginning.
A few weeks ago I took a friend down to Saturday’s Market. It’s a big huge flea market between Middletown and E-Town. While there we came across a booth selling e-Cigs and all the accessories that go along with it. My friend stopped to ask a few questions about her e-Cig and they ended up giving her a little hooky thing to open her e-Cig and refill it. They didn’t charge her anything for it and I was impressed that they did that. She mentioned, on the way home, that they also have a kiosk at a local shopping mall. I just filed the information away. Last Saturday I got a bug up my ass and decided to get my own e-Cigarette. I remembered our encounter at Saturday’s Market and off to Capitol City Mall I went. While there I found out the company is called LifeSmokeVapors . I bought a kit with two rechargable heaters and 5 vapor cylinders. The heater looks like the main part of a cigarette and the vapor cylinder looks like a filter so the whole thing looks like a cigarette. I got a small vile of nicotine liquid to refill my e-Cig. I can see this helping me to quit cigarettes completely. I am replacing regular cigs with the e-Cig. Once I get to the point that I’m no longer smoking real cigarettes I can start to reduce the amount of nicotine in my e-Cig. Eventually getting to the point of not using the e-Cig at all.
It’s kinda’ like quitting backwards. I’m breaking the habit first then I’ll deal with the addiction second. So if you’re looking into an e-Cigarette check out these guys at LifeSmokeVapors .
Well my beloved Eagles kicked ass under the direction of new head coach Chip Kelly. Last night in their season opener against the Washington Redskins, on Monday Night Football, they ran all over them. The “High Octane”, no huddle offense made mincemeat of Washington’s defense. Michael Vick threw for two TD’s and even ran one in himself. The other TD came from Shady McCoy running one in solo. On the other side RG3 threw two int’s, was sacked three times and the ‘Skins gave up one fumble. After last season it’s nice to see the Eagles play like a team determined to win.
Fly Eagles Fly!!!