Metricfornication — 1 Comment

  1. Gawd, have you been reading the Encyclopaedia Brittanica again . . . All I know is a metre is ‘this long’ and an inch is ‘that’ long and I can fit 10 glasses of water in my fridge jug it takes half an hour to empty a non-pumping washing machine with a litre jug. My pool is deep enough to cover my head when I stand on tippy toes at the deep end. My car takes $50 of petrol and today it’s warm and sunny! And Gill? Well she ran up the hill with Jack and I’m positive had something to do with pushing him down again.