……That nappy headed media whore called Al,

Dear Al,
Please shut the fuck up! You are nothing more than a nappy-headed media whore and I’ll say it again. You may represent a very small, no… it’s an infinitesimal number of black people in this country but you do not represent anywhere even near a minority much less a majority of them. So, please go away, just shut the fuck up and go away.
Go on, git’.

You and that total sellout Jackson guy (no, not Michael) are really starting to get up our collective noses. We don’t like you and we no longer believe anything you say to us.
Can you spell Tamara Brawley?
I read tonight that Don Imus was fired from CBS radio because of you and whatshisname threatening CBS executives. WTF? What the hell is wrong with your brain patterns? Are you malfunctioning? We think you are. We are beginning to think that the only thing you are interested in is TV coverage. Don’t lie to us again!!! You do.
Are you so ignorant as to think some stupid joke told by some old and in the way radio guy is really offensive? Christ man, a grand total of about 7 people heard that shit live but as soon as you got your greasy hands on it every single human being and most dogs, cats, rabbits, mice and horses have heard it an average of 17 times.
We don’t like you and we will no longer tolerate you, so please just go away. We recommend france. You’ll love it there. We all feel that you are a perfect shining example of what is wrong with this country. You duck any questions that do not fit your agenda and you quack and honk all day long about things that either are not true or really any lie that will turn the cameras towards you. Ya’ know in a way we kind of feel sorry for you, you ignorant twit. The next time we see you on TV yelling and hooting about some perceived evil we shall first ask you; when are you going to apologize to the Duke lacrosse players? You double standard looking, pidgeon english speaking, no kinda’ fashion wearin’, greasy haired, ugly, old goofball. Shut the fuck up and act right!!!

Sincerely,
The American Public