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My Bar Tab is $630.00 — 21 Comments

  1. A total of $710.50 – 50c for peeing in the pool? Maaan…

    It would have been easier to add up the stuff I haven’t done..:)

    In my defense… Most of that stuff I did a long time ago… mostly;)

  2. 100.50

    I’d feel better about myself if it had been under 100.00 but I admit I have peed in a pool.

  3. Geez, I hadn’t thought of that. If that were the case how many people, being honest, would have a $37,000.00 fine?
    🙂

  4. I have lived a far too sheltered life, but that is all about to change! I expect to rack up a lot of points soon.

  5. Well, we know who the “pool pee-ers” are.

    I question some of the dollar values of some of these – I would rate some much higher than others.

  6. Uh oh! Francine I was so impressed that you scored so low. The young lady who sent this to me owes $795.00 Yikes! I was hopeing the scores were going to continue downward.

  7. Phil,
    We have not received your score yet!! Don’t make me call a lawyer of great repute with many years expierence!

  8. it is not my fault I have been in a long term relationship with someone who hates sex, I am still young and I want to enjoy the things I was too shy to enjoy when I was younger. But not the puerto rican, nothing wrong with them just not my type at all.

  9. If masturbation had anything to do with it, I’d have a score of $1,000,000.00… 🙂

  10. LOL, at least you’re honest!
    We still have yet to receive how much the fines are for Phil and Dario. as well as quite a few others.

  11. Wow. I’m pretty boring. $190.00. $190.50 if you count peeing in the pool. Not that I did. You know.

    Oh. I’m stealing this. It’s too good not to!

  12. Fine … mine, on masturbation alone is approximately $1 x 10 to the power of 15.

    You all needed to know that.

  13. $385.50 – no wonder I need to replenish pool chlorine so often. Not a bad score for such a blokey offering.

  14. As I read this – and laughed all the way through, I must add – it occurred to me that I need to get out more.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Oh, 295, by the way. I barely cracked the majors 🙂

  15. A couple questions
    Does it come from Alabama? Why is anal so pricey?

    And are these flat prices or per time?

    If flat fee
    $365

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