Heat — 2 Comments

  1. I awoke this morning to sleet and snow. I cerebrated to myself, “This is going to be a fucking awesome day. Got a test first thing on sub netting and super netting, and then I go to work. Fucking “A””. So, I got ready, drank my first cup of Earl Grey, checked the weather, pressed the remote start button for my truck,and waltzed out the door. As I approached my truck, I realized that it was freaking covered in about two inches of ice. I spent ten minutes, knocking the ice away from the door jam, and I was on my way.

    Sitting at a red light, I saw a van approached at a high rate of speed in the left lane, so I cogitated, “Oh Shit, this guy is going to run a red light, with ice on the road”. Just as he got to the red light, it turned green, and he passed through it running about 80 MPH.

    There is an elevation difference between the two roads, so when he hit the other side, with only the front wheels, the truck slid sideways about five hundred yards down the road. Sliding into the oncoming traffic. Luckily, no one got hurt, including the dumb ass bastard that ran through the light. “Damn, what a day”, I thought, as I pulled through the intersection. 🙂

  2. No shit!!!! That is a good start for a day!!!!!!!! I heat with a huaaaaaa fucking heatpump
    cold ass heat, you got to turn the heat up to like 90deg. to get it to heat 70deg. Then all of the sudden it FUCKING BURNING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE….