RSS .92| RSS 2.0| ATOM 0.3
  • Home
  • About

    Three Gentlemen were sitting at a bar…..

    March 28th, 2007

    Three Gentlemen were sitting at a bar enjoying their favorite adult beverage.  There was a Texan drinking Tequila and a New Yorker having a glass of wine and a guy from Pennsylvania enjoying a Yuengling Chesterfield Ale.

    The guy from Texas finishes his Tequila and turns to the other two.  He throws the bottle up in the air.  Pulls his pistol, covers the bottle and shoots it out of the air.  He then turns to the other two and says, ”I’m from Texas, the largest state in the lower 48 and we have the biggest and the best of everything there…….and we have LOTS of Tequila.

    Not to be outdone the New Yorker finishes off his glass of wine, picks up the bottle, throws it in the air, pulls his pistol, covers the bottle and shoots it.  Whereupon he turns to the others and proclaims, “I’m from New York City.  We have everything the world offers.  We have the best museums, the best theaters, the best restaurants, the best wine from all over the world, the best of everything the world offers.  If it exists we get it first and long before any one else.  New York, New York so nice they named it twice and we have PLENTY of wine.”.

    Well the guy from Shendo’(Shenandoah, Schuylkill county) decides he has to get into this as well.  He downs his Chesterfield, throws the bottle in the air, pulls his pistol and shoots the New Yorker, catches the bottle as it falls, shows it to the Texan and says, “I’m from Pennsylvania and where I’m from we recycle these and we have way too many New Yorkers!”.